April 16, 2003
It's Beetlejuice Baby!
Beetlejuice
Tiny headed dwarf Beetlejuice (JollyDwarf.com) came in this morning to ramble on and on about nonsense. Beet said that he was already drunk on Vodka this morning. Howard spent a few minutes asking Beet some questions and he got the good old ''Me!?'' answers from him. Howard would ask Beet a question and Beet would answer ''Me!?'' and then go off on a tangent for a few seconds. They asked him about everything from Hank the Dwarf to what he shaves with. Howard also said that Beetle will be shooting a porn movie soon where he sticks his head inside of the woman's private parts. You can find out more info about that at PicklePilot.com. Howard says he's worried about Beet doing that because it's dangerous. Beet says he'll be wearing a condom on his head when he does it.